英文简历致命的大错
致命的大错
"finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
"qualifications: no education or experience."
"i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
"my compensation should be at least equal to my age."
"reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec."
"fired because i fought for lower pay."
"size of employer: very tall, probably over 65" .
"please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
"reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near."
"reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. i prefer to elaborate privately."