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In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
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Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")
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Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
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Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
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Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.
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Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
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Q: Why is the letter "A" like noon?
A: Because it's in the middle of the day.
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Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
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Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
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Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.