q: where does afternoon come before morning in the world ?
a: in the dictionary.
q: why don't you take the bus home?
a: because my home is not that big.
q: why is the letter e so important?
a: because it's the beginning of everything!
q: why are the letter g and letter s in "gloves" close to each other?
a: because there is love between them!
q: what letter is an animal?
a: it's the letter b!
q: what letter is a question?
a: it's the letter y.
q: how do you feel today?
a: with my hands, of course!
q: how can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
a: take a longer rope and compare with it!
q: what can you tell from peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
a: he didn't cheat!
q: what does everybody do at the same time?
a: grow old!
q: what resembles half a pie?
a: the other half!
1. who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?
2. why does the statue of lib-erty stand in new york harbou?
3 why doi birds fly south?
4 when can you go as fast as aracing car?
1. santa claus. 圣诞老人.
2. because it can't sit down. 因为它不能坐下.
3. it's too far to walk. 走着去太远了.
4. when you're in it. 当你坐在跑车里时.
1. why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
2. why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？
3. why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？
4、why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？
5、why dont women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？
6、what can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？
8. why does time fly?时间为何飞逝？
9. where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？
1. they make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. they dont want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
4、the cold war is over.冷战结束了。
5、because women wear hire longer.因为女人头发留得长。
7. smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
8. to get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。
9. at a retail store.在零售商店。
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