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精选愚人节英文整人祝福语

发布时间:2019-03-10

  1、notice: april fool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!

  通告:愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

  2、shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!

  沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

  3、you stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind zhou, i want to say: you have to drop a wig…… but today april fool's day!

  你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

  4、you find one you love deserves the love, i not understand you and your feelings, i know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, i could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

  你去找一个值得你爱的去爱,我不够了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事无法勉强,有些距离无法超越,就像昨天我无法相信,为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!

  5、if a mistake was pretty, i have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, i havecommitted heinous crimes, zhennan life! but you jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

  如果长得漂亮是一种错,我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪,我已经犯下滔天大罪,做人真难!但你就好啦,既没错又没罪,真羡慕你!

  6、toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: if i as long as you die! hama against: the pig also live good? after listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: i just look at messages, i move sheire who?

  癞蛤蟆追求天鹅,天鹅不屑地说:我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服:那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了,觉得很委屈:我只是在看短信,我招谁惹谁了?

  7、if you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

  如果你长得难看,请打110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈……

  8、because you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi--what is built nie ah? !

  因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

  9、psychological test: if you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

  心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

  10、also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!

  砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以——拍你用它最合适!

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